Girls shoot their shot by including you in their fake scenarios in their head before bed
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growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess
No One Ever Helped Me So I Will Never Help Anyone Else & Do Not Believe Anyone Should Be Helped Ever is one of thee most loser mindsets btw
the world has been unkind to you so you continue the cycle of unkindness by passing on hatred and indifference to others? Wow. groundbreaking. you’re so cool and tormented
Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"
Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"
Nurse: "No."
*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*